Tequila is just fermented cactus juice.
Tequila is like any other liquor and the result of 'mechanized' farming techniques.
Like any other liquor, Tequila is distilled once.
"Raw" tequila has a golden color. The best stuff is clear because it is pure.
The first tequila distillery was founded by the Spanish conquistadors.
Tequila is product of South America.
The name tequila is a yaqui Indian word meaning truth. Didn't Don Juan teach Carlos Castenada about life through the hazy vapors of mezcal tequila?
It's a peasant drink. Hell, there's no damn regulation to ensure quality.
It's all a bunch of hooey. There are really only two classes of tequila, boy, clear and yeller! Don't let nobody tell you different.
Silver tequila ain't never worth drinking.
Real Mexicans only drink gold-colored tequila!
Hell, gold tequila is gold tequila... all the rest is just pretentious crap. Drink up.
It's just like moonshine. Aging it only makes it worse.
Tequila's a cheap drunk. You can buy the best of it for peanuts.
I've got a bottle of tequila that's 20 years old. It's worth thousands.
I've got a bottle of 1987 Tequila, that was the best year there ever was.
The only way to drink tequila is to knock it back as a shooter.
Tequila's got that icky worm in the bottle.
There ain't no such thing as a tequila tasting. You just pour and drink.
I invented the Margarita right here in this very bar about 20 years ago.

THE MYTH:
The name tequila is a yaqui Indian
word meaning truth. Didn't Don
Juan teach Carlos Castenada about
life through the hazy vapors of
mezcal tequila?

THE TRUTH:
The word tequila is an Indian
word that became a proper name,
Tequila, given to a volcano about
40 miles out of Guadalajara,
Jalisco's capital. The imagery is
fitting. Kabloom! A diuretic,
digestif, or possibly an
aphrodisiac... but hallucinogen?
Nah!